These are a few of my favorite things

(Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things" from The Sound of Music)

Strap ons and titties and pussy soft kittens
Lesbian movies and girls make me smitten
Put me in leather and tie me with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Dinah Shore weekend's the kit and caboodle
Don't make me look at another man-noodle
The women on L Word are Lesbian kings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in tuxedos with blue satin sashes
When Sandra Bullock bats her eyelashes
Gay clubs and dancing when it becomes spring
These are a few of my favorite things

When my girl bites
When I have flings
When I'm feeling bad
I simply remember my favorite things
Then I just feel so glad!


Anonymous said...

that is the funniest thing i have ever read. i sang it to myself a million times. lol. it's stuck in my head now.

het said...

that is crackin (so to speak)
so much better than the origional I can just imagine judy beltin that one out in her nuns outfit....damn is that pervy ?

ciao4now x

dykalicious said...

LOL! Tons better than the original!! 'The Sound of Pussy', hahahahaaaa...what is the sound of pussy, I wonder? :p

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