1) You never know what you might get out of someone just by saying, "My birthday's in 2 weeks."
2) I'm pretty sure Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin are the same person.
3) Rum Punch is always a good idea...actually ANYTHING PUNCH is always a good idea. And punch is a great word in general.
4) Dollar coins...completely useless.
5) We need 325 different brands of energy drinks to counteract the 329 different kinds of hyperactivity meds. Or maybe vice versa.
6) Fruity Pebbles smell really good.
7) Anyone who buys a bookmark or paperweight lacks imagination.
8) It would suck to be blind but imagine the liberty you'd have to TOUCH everything.
9) You can totally make someone's day with a tropical drink umbrella accessory.
10) Most doors are accessible as long as you've got a hammer.