A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Pollack joke?"
The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish."
"That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."
And now for the grand finale....
And I'm a bit Polish myself, so it's ok cuz you're allowed to make fun of what you are.
Have a nice day!
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