What can possibly take place in a day in the life of a group of fictional lesbians? What can’t take place?
Shane On Fire
Jenny hooks Shane up with a hair styling gig for her Boss’s daughter’s wedding and she does the bridal party… and the mom. Literally does them…pretty gross… but funny at the same time. At least she drew the line when it came to the bride. Shane does have moral standards… no matter how distorted and fucked they might be.
Don’t Ask Tasha, Don’t Tell Tasha
Tasha wants to keep things hush hush, but
But sometimes we have to make something rational out of the irrational… What if Tasha didn’t have much of a family life and was a bad-ass teen. Something happened that made her want to change her life. She saw that joining the military could give her the opportunity to become a part of something stable that might make a difference in the world.
Time will tell.
I can just picture it ( insert dreamy transition).
All the girls are at the Planet, sitting around sipping on soy Lattes, in walks Jenny followed by her Jenny clone ( JC, aka Jenny 2 , aka Adel).
(whispers to Bette)- You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Bette raises her eyebrows and then looks at Tina and both roll their eyes. Jenny walks up to the table.
Hello Shane. Ladies…
Jenny sits next to Shane. JC pulls a chair over and squeezes in to sit next to Jenny, pushing Kit out of the way. Kit looks at Max who shakes his head.
After a brief conversation about dyke stuff and an encyclopedia like definition of transgender, Adel gets up to go to the bathroom.
Whats up with your assistant Jenny?
Well, What do you mean by that..
Well, Jenny, or should I say, Jenny One, haven’t you noticed anything a little strange about her.
I don’t know what you’re talking about…
Um, ( scoffs) haven’t you noticed that Adel kind of, well, walks, dresses and acts exactly like you. She’s like your clone.
I just think that she admires me. I take it as a compliment… and I don’t think there is anything wrong with the way that she is dressing or behaving…
That’s right, because you’re Jenny Schecter.
Before Jenny can respond to
(To Adel)- Oh, there you are. We have to go. We have better things to do.
I’m sure you do.
Jenny takes Adel by the arm. They leave the planet.
okay, I guess she never saw Single White Female
While the girls on the outside are dealing with their own drama
The only good advice the sisters sledge gave her on the last visit was “Don’t drop the soap”… and what does she do… she drops the soap (something else I didn’t see coming). As a result
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