"I am TOTALLY developing a small crush on our newest employee. She's like an assistant to my immediate boss, so she deals with us mostly now, as opposed to him. Does that make her my boss? No, no, it isn't that type of position...I don't think
Well, maybe not a crush, but it's like some sort of, oh,your all sorts of innocent and hot with your I'm from the mid-west and married and very heterosexual and perhaps bored thing you've got going.
She laughs at all my dumb jokes and is always touching me. Ha Ha it's funny.
I knnda want to take her into the closet and bang the hell out of her.
She's straight, she's married, she's my co-worker...not going to happen. Plus, we don't really have a closet here, persay...