7/8/08

Dating Advice From Mr Leigh


It has recently come to my attention that many hot and sexy lesbian ladies remain single and without prospects.I'm not sure exactly how this happens, since I am a serial-dater, but I have so many friends and acquaintances that seem so amazing, yet are still in search of love.

Some even have a check list...

Shaggy-Shane hair do? Check!

Nice Car? Check!

Good Job? Check!

Great personality? Check!

Still no late night bootie calls.

No afternoon delights or breakfast lovin'.

In order to form a more perfect union, I have compiled a list of things that might help in the quest for love. Don't be afraid to try one or all of them.


How to Find Her

I don't know about you guys, but I'm not interested in finding my baby mama in a bar.Try something unconventional like a strap-on workshop at the local sex shop.

A LGBT wine group or book club might be a few more avenues to meet local ladies.

Any one who is afraid to find love online is living in the dark ages.

Try www.okaycupid.com its free and I've known a few people who have had some great success with this site.


Now What?

Once you've found a girl that you think might be a potential date, ASK HER OUT.

The first date typically is your one chance to impress her so something OUT of the ordinary.

The following are first date No-Nos.

Catching a Movie

This is terrible and instead of sitting quietly in the dark you should be getting to know each other.

Family/Friends

As nice as it would be to have the support around, involving your people in a first date scenario is not sexy. Plus, imagine the pressure for your date to not only impress you, but you're people all on the first meeting.

She's allergic to peanuts and you took her to the Skippy Factory

Don't be afraid to ask her what kind of food she likes/dislikes and if she's been meaning to do something special like the latest art gallery showing or heading out to a new bar/restaurant.

Try http://www.yelp.com/ for good first date suggestions in your local area.

My strongest suggestion for a first dates is something interactive.

Think Color Me Mine or miniature golf. Museums and concerts are always great choices too.

For the ladies on a budget, pack a picnic and some board games and head to a quiet park or beach setting.

When To Call Her Again

Who ever decided to wait 3 days before calling someone was an idiot.

This technique is a game and if you're going to start playing games after the first date then you have other reasons as to why you're not getting laid. If you like a girl, you should tell her.

9 times out of 10 she will be flattered and it will increase your chances for the 2nd date.

Don't Over Do It

While it's important to be attentive and thoughtful, don't pick up your date in a U-Haul.Avoid the X conversation (don't mention your lousy relationships unless she asks) and keep your dreams of your wedding being featured on LOGO to yourself.

A hint of mystery is always sexy, but don't be completely aloof either. Remember, balance is key, my. If all goes well on the first date; Shampoo, Rinse and Repeat.

Creativity and thoughtfulness goes along way ladies. Don't forget that.

If you find a great girl, tell her about it and treat her like it every chance you get.

Oh yeah and if you end up finding a great catch, you can thank me by making her call you Annie the next time you shag.

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