I never realized how beautiful, brilliant, and fabulous she is. Although, I am pretty sure I am not alone in this little revelation. Now I find myself in pursuit of all kinds of information on her and videos featuring her, other than SNL. I loved her in "Mean Girls", as the Math teacher. Shuffling through the plethora of internet info on her from her wonderful activist activities on environmentalism to the famous mysterious scar on her face, I had an epiphany.I thought to myself, "DUH!, She IS that sexy librarian type!" That kind of nerd chic I've been looking for. The sort of woman I pride myself in having matured to have a liking to. She's even (around) my age, and she's FROM Pennsylvania! Definitely not your stereotypical Hollywood bimbo. I don't know of many other celebrity women like that. Actually, at the moment I can't think of ANY other celebrity women like that.
Tina, where you been all my life? Of course, straight and married to a man. If anything, at least now I know that type of woman really does exist, and it's not some little perverse figment of my imagination. Now if I can just find a real-life, regular, every day woman like that, it'd be perfect! Not saying that Fey is not "real-life" or anything like that, but you know what I mean. I mean, someone I'd actually have a decent shot with.
Anyways, the real reason for this rambling is that my "Chief" as I call her, Renee, asked me to write a little somethin' somethin' on Tina Fey's upcoming book she's been offered millions to write. I repeat, millions. Not too shabby for a writing gig, eh? Apparently the LITTLE, BROWN & CO. is interested in Tina writing a series of humorous essays. To me, it sounds kinda like blogging, but in a book form. Part of the deal involves a gift to the foundation BOOKS FOR KIDS, and building some libraries and that kind of thing. Good stuff. You best believe I'll be getting me a copy of Tina's book once it's out, and still hot off the press. I anticipate a very fun read and review writing. I usually never write about celebrities because...I don't really care. Renee told me she is "hot to trot" at the moment, and I am lovin' me some Tina right now, so I thought, what the hell. So, a "shout-out" to you Tina Fey, and everything you do. This Lesbiatopian Bookworm can't wait for your book.