The Sarah Palin Caption Contest. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3. You come up with the funniest caption you can think of for this image and post it as a comment. By 8pm PST, the Lesbiatopia editors will pick the funniest, wittiest and most creative caption listed and will post the caption in the picture tomorrow on Lesbiatopia.com. Good luck and may the funniest wo/man win!
They call me "Sarah Barracuda" because I have rare disease called Vagina Dentata.
ReplyDeletevote for Pedro... he will turn every hottie into a lesbian...oh and free tacos at Taco Bell!
ReplyDelete"I didn't know McCain's first name was Pedro, then again I don't know the old bat from Adam! Everybody, vote for Pedro, I mean Adam, I mean me! Yaaaaaaaaaay Me!"
ReplyDeleteJohn McCain? Who's that?
ReplyDeleteVote for Pedro to ship his sorry ass across the border . . . where we'll then outsource your job to him at a cheaper wage.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a message, ignore my record and my family scandals, vote for the boobs!
ReplyDeleteVote for Pedro... I promise he is not one of my pregnant kids,,, at least i don't think he is...
ReplyDeleteRemember when I told you I spent my summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines? Now I'm gonna be his vice president.
ReplyDeleteOh, honey, we talked about this
ReplyDeleteBecause I wouldn't vote for a person of color and someone should really use logic over hysteria.
ReplyDeleteJust tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
ReplyDeleteEveryone should own one
ReplyDeleteI decorated this shirt myself. With my mommy lipstick. Lipstick is foreign to McCain. Which totally makes me the most qualified to handle foreign relations. Duh.
ReplyDeletePedro's my first child I had when I was 16 with an itinerant potato picker in Idaho.
ReplyDeleteHelp Pedro win free ex-gay conversion therapy from my church, after which we’ll deport him back to breed with teenage girls in Mexico, just as God intended!
ReplyDeleteSo when I told my daughter to get her own tots, she didn't realize I meant tater.
ReplyDeleteInstead of working on the bridge to nowhere, Pedro will babysit my children so I can continue to be a hockey mom and run the country.
ReplyDeleteRemember, run your campaign on abstinence Pedro, abstinence. It's something I taught my daughter years ago.
ReplyDelete"Lose an election now -- Ask me how!"
ReplyDeleteHey Pedro, vote for me and I'll give you and all your family green cards. That's the Republican Way. Oh, and I can get you a job, too. God Bless America, greengo!
ReplyDelete...And to help me get up to speed on foreign policy, I've decided to rely on the help of an actual foreigner...
ReplyDeleteBook burning after the election!
ReplyDeleteJust Change "Lipstick" to "Sombrero" and "Hockey" to "Soccer" and you could be VP too!
ReplyDeleteI'm proud to support minorities. As long as they do exactly what I tell them to do. I AM the light.
ReplyDeleteWe have guns, 4-wheelers, no birth control and will get everybody a real good oil job.
ReplyDeleteyou've got to see what's going on over at lolsarahz.blogspot.com - hilarious!
ReplyDelete"You love me! You really LOVE ME!!!(thanks to $1200 and moose meat in every pot)"
ReplyDelete"Hey, at least I'm not pregnant!. Vote for Me!!"
ReplyDelete"I think I am, I think I am, I think I am..."
ReplyDelete"Put a little lipstick on this pitbull, and you have a winner!"
ReplyDeleteI have to appeal to minorities - at least he is not gay!
ReplyDelete"For Pete's sake, just because I'm wearing your T-shirt doesn't mean I want to be seen with you. And for the last time, no, I will not introduce you to my daughter."
ReplyDelete"LOOK......at me!"......suckers
ReplyDelete"I have a dream.....it's your nightmare come to life....oh my god!"
ReplyDeleteWho cares if the claims you make are categorically untrue? As long as they make you popular with your conservative base, they won't bother to check the facts.
ReplyDeletesee i'm not leona helmsley of politics, i have a social conscience
ReplyDeleteI am, the REAL Pedro, he's just my running mate.
ReplyDeleteJust Change "Lipstick" to "Sombrero" and "Hockey" to "Soccer" and you could be VP too!
ReplyDelete'Where for art thou my sweet Juliet.' Does it sound gay to you?
ReplyDeleteIf it works for 7th grade, why not the White House?
ReplyDeleteRead my lips... no new Mexicans!
ReplyDeleteI have to support him... he promised that if he's elected, he'd give back my bodacious boobs!
ReplyDeleteA vote for me is a vote for Pedro, who opened my eyes to the full meaning of "drill baby drill!"
ReplyDeleteI enjoy getting attention by asking other people to vote for Pedro & John McCain, even though I don't know anything about them. Vote for them, or I'll take off my lipstick, turn back into a pit bull, and bite your bippy.
ReplyDeleteEvery hockey mom needs a good puck!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to introduce you to my pick for Vice President, Juan McCain.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is corrupt to the core. Palin billed State for Nights spent at home
ReplyDeleteblog queen,
ReplyDeleteYeah we get that... We also get that the Republicans must think woman voters are stupid.
that is why we are making fun of her
Jorge, Why aren't you wearing your promise ring?
ReplyDeleteNow, Pedro, if they question your experience, talk up that Second Grade spelling bee.
ReplyDelete"vote pedro! yes folks... it's time to vote pedro out of these fine states!!!"
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