Happy Turkey Day!

Here's hoping that wherever you are, and whomever you are celebrating with...

You remember to eat dessert first.

Always eat dessert first.

That way you know you have room for it.

For more helpful "how to gain a million pounds during a holiday meal" tips, feel free to contact me.

I am experienced and come with references and a photo of my fat ass.


ps. I'm more thankful for my girlfriend, my friends and my family than I have ever been.


pss. I'm also truly thankful for my amazing online network of blogging friends - ya'll rock! Thanks for reading and for commenting.

now where's that dessert....

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