You remember to eat dessert first.
Always eat dessert first.
That way you know you have room for it.
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I am experienced and come with references and a photo of my fat ass.
ps. I'm more thankful for my girlfriend, my friends and my family than I have ever been.
pss. I'm also truly thankful for my amazing online network of blogging friends - ya'll rock! Thanks for reading and for commenting.
now where's that dessert....