Report says: Looking at Big Boobs IS good for you

Its being reported at G4tv’s The Feed, that a German research study recently published in The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts prolonged their lives by years and their article is quoting Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist as saying that,

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,"

This team, supposedly led by Weatherby and made up of researchers from three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, claimed to have established that after 5 years of monitoring the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at buxom females daily, while the other half was asked to abstain from doing so, that the boob watchers presented lower blood pressures, slower resting pulse rates and showed a decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby was also quoted in this article saying:

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half."
Weatherby supposedly went so far in the article as to even recommending that men aged over 40 spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger adding that boob watching was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and could prolonged a man's life by five years.

Now I have done some research on this article, but alas my investigations so far have turned that up no such articles by a Dr. Karen Weatherby seems to exist in the New England Journal of Medicine and I have been, to date, unable to find out if this story is really true or only an urban legend created by some bored blogger; but I can only hope it is and that this studies findings would equate as well to the breast watching habits of lesbian woman, because if they do, then I will be living until I’m 180 years old.

Ever the altruist though, this article got me thinking that such a study, if it does not already exist, would indeed be a very worthwhile endeavor. So just let me say, here and now, that if anyone wanted to commission such a study using Lesbians as test subjects I would certainly be more then willing to volunteer in this noble quest for scientific fact and medical truth. Does anyone else care to join me?

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Lesberita said...

Thank you Paula, for keeping us abreast of this important research

drowning pisces said...

Sure.. I'd be glad to do my part.. ahem.. for science of course.

Hey maybe we should send them the picture of Velma for their research.

Anonymous said...

There is just one little problem with this report. It is an urban legend. Please check out snopes.com.