Just a quick public service announcement to the lesbian population as a whole:
If I ever catch any of you wearing these leopard denim Bermuda bike shorts, I will personally hunt you down. That is all.
In related news, Paris says, "Watch out for crabs."
[PS-I know all of you are in tears about my brief post this week. It's been a crazy week. Next week, you're in for a doozy, so hold on to your granny panties!]