
I know, I can't believe it either. Expect to see numerous posts lamenting on the horrors of flannel.
In the mean time, I would like to celebrate a few trends that I really wish would just die already.
First of all, can we talk about bubble hem dresses?
Also, don't laugh, but I went to a goth club a few weeks ago.
Shut up, I was reliving my high school days.
I totally understand the need to rebel in a group conformity situation, so while many people shun the goth movement, I completely support it. However, let's not get crazy, kids. Black and blood red lipstick are NOT for everyone. Trust me. The thinner the lips, the lighter the shade. Please, for the love of all that is holy, if you have lips that a stick figure would be envious of, try a lighter shade. Oh, and since corsets are still involved in fashion areas other than the goth scene, ladies, do everyone a favor. If you're wearing a corset, LET IT DO ITS JOB.
Oh, and since it's May, which pretty much means summer in California, we must discuss shorts. Specifically, pleated shorts.
No!
They don't!
They make you look paunchy and like a middle aged soccer mom (but not in the hot way). Really, I can't think of a single greater disservice you could do to your body in shorts form, unless, say, you got a pair of those ugly satin bloomers that someone decided to wear on stage one day. (Gwen Stefani, I'm looking at you). Really, pleated shorts aren't even acceptable if you're a pro-golfer, and that's saying a lot.
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And "carhart" clothing is for construction sites - and just what about cargo shorts?
Oh there are places far, far, less fashion conscious then the hills you hail from.
Kudos on your post-from the fashion deadlands.
j.
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