9/8/08

The Sarah Palin Caption Contest

The Sarah Palin Caption Contest. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3. You come up with the funniest caption you can think of for this image and post it as a comment. By 8pm PST, the Lesbiatopia editors will pick the funniest, wittiest and most creative caption listed and will post the caption in the picture tomorrow on Lesbiatopia.com. Good luck and may the funniest wo/man win!

51 comments:

Annie said...

They call me "Sarah Barracuda" because I have rare disease called Vagina Dentata.

Jon, the gay blogger said...

vote for Pedro... he will turn every hottie into a lesbian...oh and free tacos at Taco Bell!

Jess said...

"I didn't know McCain's first name was Pedro, then again I don't know the old bat from Adam! Everybody, vote for Pedro, I mean Adam, I mean me! Yaaaaaaaaaay Me!"

Renee Gannon said...

John McCain? Who's that?

Ma'amselle Lezident said...

Vote for Pedro to ship his sorry ass across the border . . . where we'll then outsource your job to him at a cheaper wage.

Sei said...

I don't have a message, ignore my record and my family scandals, vote for the boobs!

Paula Brooks said...

Vote for Pedro... I promise he is not one of my pregnant kids,,, at least i don't think he is...

Tina-cious.com said...

Remember when I told you I spent my summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines? Now I'm gonna be his vice president.

Roger said...

Oh, honey, we talked about this

writerchick2 said...

Because I wouldn't vote for a person of color and someone should really use logic over hysteria.

Anonymous said...

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

Cory said...

Everyone should own one

thewishfulwriter said...

I decorated this shirt myself. With my mommy lipstick. Lipstick is foreign to McCain. Which totally makes me the most qualified to handle foreign relations. Duh.

elaygee said...

Pedro's my first child I had when I was 16 with an itinerant potato picker in Idaho.

Paul said...

Help Pedro win free ex-gay conversion therapy from my church, after which we’ll deport him back to breed with teenage girls in Mexico, just as God intended!

Greg said...

So when I told my daughter to get her own tots, she didn't realize I meant tater.

Antonella said...

Instead of working on the bridge to nowhere, Pedro will babysit my children so I can continue to be a hockey mom and run the country.

kidagn said...

Remember, run your campaign on abstinence Pedro, abstinence. It's something I taught my daughter years ago.

Dasein9 said...

"Lose an election now -- Ask me how!"

Anonymous said...

Hey Pedro, vote for me and I'll give you and all your family green cards. That's the Republican Way. Oh, and I can get you a job, too. God Bless America, greengo!

Scottymatic said...

...And to help me get up to speed on foreign policy, I've decided to rely on the help of an actual foreigner...

Anonymous said...

Book burning after the election!

Rob said...

Just Change "Lipstick" to "Sombrero" and "Hockey" to "Soccer" and you could be VP too!

Steve Krotz said...

I'm proud to support minorities. As long as they do exactly what I tell them to do. I AM the light.

Kim Green said...

We have guns, 4-wheelers, no birth control and will get everybody a real good oil job.

Hahn at Home said...

you've got to see what's going on over at lolsarahz.blogspot.com - hilarious!

John said...

"You love me! You really LOVE ME!!!(thanks to $1200 and moose meat in every pot)"

Breanna said...

"Hey, at least I'm not pregnant!. Vote for Me!!"

alex56 said...

"I think I am, I think I am, I think I am..."

rio said...

"Put a little lipstick on this pitbull, and you have a winner!"

Anonymous said...

I have to appeal to minorities - at least he is not gay!

Sir Andrew said...

"For Pete's sake, just because I'm wearing your T-shirt doesn't mean I want to be seen with you. And for the last time, no, I will not introduce you to my daughter."

julius said...

"LOOK......at me!"......suckers

dean said...

"I have a dream.....it's your nightmare come to life....oh my god!"

Zach said...

Who cares if the claims you make are categorically untrue? As long as they make you popular with your conservative base, they won't bother to check the facts.

denise said...

see i'm not leona helmsley of politics, i have a social conscience

Jan said...

I am, the REAL Pedro, he's just my running mate.

Anonymous said...

Just Change "Lipstick" to "Sombrero" and "Hockey" to "Soccer" and you could be VP too!

Loquacious Lesbian said...

'Where for art thou my sweet Juliet.' Does it sound gay to you?

Chris said...

If it works for 7th grade, why not the White House?

Scottymatic said...

Read my lips... no new Mexicans!

Scottymatic said...

I have to support him... he promised that if he's elected, he'd give back my bodacious boobs!

Scottymatic said...

A vote for me is a vote for Pedro, who opened my eyes to the full meaning of "drill baby drill!"

Anonymous said...

I enjoy getting attention by asking other people to vote for Pedro & John McCain, even though I don't know anything about them. Vote for them, or I'll take off my lipstick, turn back into a pit bull, and bite your bippy.

Scottymatic said...

Every hockey mom needs a good puck!

Dr. John said...

I'd like to introduce you to my pick for Vice President, Juan McCain.

Blog Queen said...

This woman is corrupt to the core. Palin billed State for Nights spent at home

Paula Brooks said...

blog queen,

Yeah we get that... We also get that the Republicans must think woman voters are stupid.

that is why we are making fun of her

Ryan H. said...

Jorge, Why aren't you wearing your promise ring?

Margo Moon said...

Now, Pedro, if they question your experience, talk up that Second Grade spelling bee.

Emma said...

"vote pedro! yes folks... it's time to vote pedro out of these fine states!!!"

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