The Sex Slog with the Busy Beaver & Pugs
Greetings, Lesbiatopians! Allow us to introduce ourselves. At the behest of Paula Brooks we are going to be your new sex advisors. What are our qualifications, you ask? Well, we like sex and we have opinions, and advice is just an opinion. As a long-time lesbian, I (this is the Beaver talking) have had a lot of sex in a lot of different ways with a fair amount of people. My pal, Pugs, is a reformed heterosexual with children who is relatively new to lesbian life, but boy does that chick know a shitload about vibrators and lube! In fact we recently started a new business based on that knowledge. The business is Come Together Gift Baskets, so check it out when you get a chance.
But back to our previous experience. I used to write a combination home improvement and sex advice column for OurChart.com and both of us currently blog on lezbang.com. We want you to write in with questions and you’ll get an answer from both of us. My advice will tend to be practical, straightforward and often smart-ass. Pugs is the more thoughtful, analytical and emotional one. Oh, and both of us are pretty smart. You will be free to take our advice or tell us to shove it up our lady parts. We like it when people take our advice and we like it when people shove things in our lady parts, so it’s a win-win situation.
So let’s get started! If you have a question about sex or relationships or vibrators or anything at all, just send an email to email@example.com.
See you next week!