The "Uncredited Google Images" Meme

I love memes and I can pretty much count on Jess to always have the most interesting ones on her blog even though I know that she actually steals them from Tina, who is the real brainchild of the operation. And since I'm right there with Lori Hahn in that, my brain is mush, I thought a meme would be the perfect thing to post right now.

Rules:

Type the answer to the following questions into Google Image, then pick from the first page.

Age at my next birthday: (27)


Place I'd like to travel: (Amazon Rainforest)


Places I've been: (Montreal, Canada)

Favorite Food: (NY-Style Pizza)


Place I was born: (Beverly, MA)


Place I live: (Playa Del Rey, CA)

Name of past pet: (Bandit)



Best Friend's Nickname: (Burkey)



My first name: (Renee)



First Job: (Cake Decorator)

From Meme to You

I lifted this from Earth2Karen who lifted it from Sassy who lifted it from Tina:

I am : broke but still consider myself happy by enjoying the simple things in life.

I think : if everyone had a pet to love, the world would be a happier place

I know : way to much useless trivia

I want : to go back-packing through Europe before I turn 30.

I have : the best family in the world

I wish : I worked for myself

I hate : manipulative people

I miss : New England because that is where my true home will always be

I fear : that my shitty credit score is going to kick me in the ass later on in life

I hear : really cheesy 80's music from my bedroom where my girlfriend is cleaning the floors in her bathing suit.

I smell : Ocean Breeze Fabuloso all over my apartment

I crave : my Mom's homemade chicken noodle soup

I seek : a longer weekend

I wonder : when this heat wave is going to end

I regret : jumping to conclusions rather than thinking things through

I love : my beautiful girlfriend

I ache : when I drive long distances thanks to a rugby injury in college that caused me to have Sciatica in my right leg/hip

I was not : going to dye my hair again but now I am a brunette as of last night

I am not : as athletic as I used to be, or maybe I'm just out of shape and practice

I cry : at sappy movies

I believe : that there is a good in everyone, deep down

I dance : like a black man trapped in a white girls body

I sing : to pretty much everything

I read : dark humor and mostly fiction

I don't always : spend my money wisely in the grocery store, especially when shopping on an empty stomach

I fight : less than I used to

I write : whatever's on my mind at any given moment

I win : a lot. I'm competitive as a motherf*cker

I lose : poorly

I never : go to bed angry

I always : give people the benefit of the doubt

I confuse : the names of the Gosselin sextuplets on John & Kate Plus 8

I listen : to my heart, always

I can usually be found : at the beach

I am scared : of heights

I need : good food, good company and 8 hours of sleep a night

I am happy : because I have four beautiful kitties, 1 sweet dog and an amazing girlfriend to come home to every day