Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

Ok ladies, for those of you who love a fiery red head (and who doesn't), Lindsay Lohan just released her eHarmony video profile. I don't know about you, but as much as a trainwreck Lohan is, she's still a total hottie. I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes...

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Breaking News: Will the Real NOM TV Ad Please Stand Up?

On 4/09, at 4:30PM PST, we posted an article about the newly launched National Organization for Marriage's new TV ad campaign. Since that time, we have stumbled across several strikingly similar, yet much more tastefully done, video advertisements that have left us dazed and confused. Will the real NOM TV ad please stand up?

Breaking News! Michael Palin to replace Sarah Palin on McCain Palin Ticket!

BREAKING NEWS!

Senator John McCain announced today that he was replacing Governor Sarah Palin (44) of Alaska with Michael Palin (65) of Monty Python fame. The campaign hopes that by switching out Sarah Palin with Michael Palin in a dress he might be able to fool enough people into voting for someone who had both traveled the world, and who had a less annoying accent.

The question on many people’s minds is would swapping out Governor Palin, a woman, with a known cross-dresser fool enough of the voters to keep the ticket afloat? Certainly, it is hoped, that the nomination of Sir Palin would mend the rift between the McCain campaign and the LGBTIQ community. However, this seems unlikely.

Many Conservative commentators rushed to defend McCain’s decision calling the choice to bring in such a renowned actor and world traveler. "He’ll unleash the World’s Funniest Joke on Russia and Al-Qaida!" announced one radio "comedian". The Liberal commentators could not be reached for comment as, apparently, they were all laughing too hard.

Governor Sarah Palin could not be reached for comment as her spokesperson informed reporters. Governor Palin was out hunting wabbits. When asked what a wabbit was, the spokeswoman described a small bunny like creature with antlers and a pair of enormous teeth.

The idea fell apart, finally, when a reporter finally asked Senator McCain how Sir Michael Palin could be the President when he was born in Britain. The campaign announced a few hours later that the entire thing was an elaborate joke on the media.

(Lesbiatopia is not responsible for the content of this article. Or the fact that it is entirely made up.)

Michael Palin for President

Sarah Palin Stars in Several Controversial Movies

With the coming elections and all the hullabaloo surrounding Sarah Palin and her numerous hypocrisies, Lesbiatopia has been doing quite a bit of research on her. Being an Obama supporter and advocate, anything we can dig-up on her and share with the world is a bonus in our book. In our recent research efforts, we have made a shocking new discovery. Sarah Palin is starring in several controversial movies, which will be released throughout the month of September 2008 despite the on-going censorship efforts of the McCain/Palin Campaign.

Allegedly, Palin was filmed in these movies before she realized she was going to be nominated for the vice presidency and has since tried to pay off the Motion Picture Association of America and most of Hollywood in an attempt to prevent distribution to local theaters. The story has since been leaked first-hand to Lesbiatopia, who has learned that not only will the movies be released on a national scale, but they will be played on a large screen on the White House lawn on opening night. Tickets are currently being auctioned off to raise money for Obama's campaign.

Lesbiatopia was lucky enough to get their hands on digital copies of the Sarah Palin movie posters which we have graciously decided to share with you first hand. Here they are.














And now a message from Sarah Palin:

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Don't get the wrong idea, though, we not only don't like Palin, but we really don't like McCain either. In case you forgot or had a short lapse in memory, let me remind you with 7 easy-to-remember reasons:

1. McCain will continue President Bush's belligerent foreign policy

2. McCain has endorsed the failed Bush economic policies that are destroying the middle class, causing jobs to go overseas and pushing homeowners into foreclosure.

3. McCain is America's "Number One Neocon" with direct ties to Bill Kristol's rightwing extremist organization, Project for a New American Century (PNAC).

4. During the 2008 campaign, McCain showed he lacked the necessary integrity to be commander-in-chief by flip-flopping on major issues -- most grievously about IRS income tax rates.

5. He promised in February 2008 not run a negative campaign. Then, five months later, rather than discuss important issues like global warming, high energy prices and rising unemployment, McCain unleashed a scurrilous, Karl Rove-style attack on Barack Obama's character.

6. McCain distorted his so-called heroic POW record and exploited it for political gain.

7. Finally, Senator McCain's first important decision as a presidential candidate showed bad judgment on his part by selecting unqualified Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as a "one heartbeat away" commander-in-chief.

The views, opinions and political cartoons expressed in this article are those of the author are written in a satirical nature (but pretty much express how i feel about this candidate)